Presidents used not to have speechwriters? That was much better: they were forced to think, and we could see how they thought. Read Lincoln for inspiration—he wrote, and thought out, all his speeches himself. He even engaged in real debates with Douglas, not the idiocy the calls itself a “presidential debate” today.

Gotta love Cuba. You can’t get paper plates in the Worker’s Paradise, but there’s a “doctor” on every block dutifully chronically your menstrual periods and who’s sleeping with whom.

Players state, “Insired by the GM’s plans, we will now give a full 110% effort as compared to what we might have given in absence of the GM’s plans.”

We promise to behave from now on. Please, please, please, don’t make us lose our profit machine. We’ll curb costs, and look out for the consumer, we promise. We promise we’ll keep costs from rising as much as they have been.

We like the “preventive” care model, where we sell health care to healthy people, that doesn’t even require RESULTS. We’d like to get away from the “disease treatment” model and just refuse care to all those low-life’s who get sick since they obviously didn’t pay enough attention to the “prevention” part.

Oh, and please don’t ever mention “SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE” because it really doesn’t support our marketing model at all.

Sincerely,

The “Health Care” Industry.